Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘falsely advertise’: ‘Such liars!’

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are allegedly in a ‘mild panic as to where the next pay cheque is coming from’.

Royal journalist Jane Moore brought these claims and admissions to light.

According to The Sun she started by saying, “What would a fly on the wall of the couple’s Montecito mansion be witnessing right now?”

“Well, firstly a lot of bafflement, one suspects,” she admitted.

“After all, they’re so altruistic, down-to-earth and endlessly fascinating, so why aren’t others rushing to listen to their every utterance?”

“Secondly, there must surely be some mild panic as to where the next pay cheque is coming from?” in the end.

“Particularly given the vast home they took out a £7.5million mortgage on, the chauffeurs, round the clock bodyguards and legal bills associated with the zillions of court cases they’re currently embroiled in.”